Mexican Jokes

Q: How many Mexican's does it take to grease a car?
A: Just one if you hit him right.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
A: I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.

Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on!

Q: Why are scientists breeding Mexicans instead of rats for experiments?
A: They multiply faster and you don't get as attached to them.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Vietnamese?
A: A car thief that can't drive.

Q1: How do you find the population of Mexico?
A1: Roll a quarter down a street.
Q2: Whose the richest person in Mexico?
A2: Whoever gets the quarter.

Q: Did you hear about the two Mexicans on "That's Incredible"?
A: One had auto insurance and the other was an only child.

Q: How come the Mexican army only use 600 soldiers at the Alamo?
A: They only had two cars.

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans?
A: So they can have a bubble bath.

Q: Why do Mexicans have low riders?
A: So they can pick up bottles and cans.

Q: Why do most Mexican men have mustaches?
A: Because they want to look like their mothers.

Q: What do you call a pretty Mexican girl?
A: Lucky

Q: How can you tell a Mexican airline?
A: It's the one with hair under the wings.

Q: Why Aren't There Any Swimming Pools In Mexico?
A: Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here.

Q: Why aren't Mexicans good in the Olympics?
A: Because all of them that can run, jump, or swim are already over the border!

Q: Why Do Mexicans Have Re-Fried Beans?
A: Have You Ever Heard Of A Mexican Doing Anything Right The First Time?

Q: Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q: Why Is There So Little Great mexican Literature?
A: Spray Paint Wasn't Invented Until 1950.

Q: Why don't Mexicans like blow jobs?
A: They don't like ANY kind of jobs.

Q1: What do you call four whites pushing a car?
A1: White Power
Q2: What do you call four Blacks pushing a car?
A2: Black power
Q3: What do you call four Mexicans pushing a car?
A3: GRAND THEFT-AUTO

Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three-piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise!

Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And A Squirrel?
A: A Tree Full Of Hubcaps.

Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And A Pig?
A: Nothing. There Are Some Things Even A Pig Won't Do.

Q: What Do You Call A Mexican With An I.Q: Of 176?
A: A Village.

Q: What did the Mexican boy get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.

Q: Why do Mexicans buy cabbage patch dolls?
A: They come with birth certificates.

Q: What Did The Mexican Do With His First Fifty Cent Piece?
A: He Married Her.

Q: How Many Mexicans Does It Take To Eat An Armadillo?
A: Three, One To Eat It And Two To Watch For Cars.

Q: How can you spot a Mexican firing squad?
A: They stand in a circle.

Q: How Are Mexican Children Taught To Put On Their Underwear?
A: Brown In The Back, Yellow Up Front.
 

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