- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing
at the mouth!
- Sorry I'm late. I was
playing with Mypenis.
- I'm sorry, Officer. I
didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when I
call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between
the legs of guests.
- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
- At night, I sleep with Mypenis
is my hands.
- Mypenis likes it when people
pet him.
- Mypenis needs to get more exercise.
He weighs over fifty pounds.
- Playing with Mypenis really
wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture
of Mypenis?
- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis
is already active.
- I think Mypenis has a mind of
its own.
- I keep a picture of Mypenis
in my wallet.
- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis
points me in the right direction.
- I think Mypenis is getting old
because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
- Mypenis got out last night.
I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
- If Mypenis was a weinerdog,
he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies
in dark alleys.
- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
- Sorry to be driving so slow,
officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
- Mypenis gets excited whenever
the mailman comes.
- Sorry to be driving so fast,
officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.
- Oh. no! Something bit
Mypenis!
- Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.
- When Mypenis behaves well, he
gets a bone.
- Stop kicking Mypenis.
- When riding in the car, Mypenis
enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
- Mypenis is truly man's best
friend.
- Beware of Mypenis. He's
carrying a disease.
- People say Mypenis looks cute
lying down, but even better when standing at attention.
- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.
- There's nothing like a well-trained
bitch for Mypenis.
- I've trained Mypenis to jump
through hoops.
- Mypenis always searches for
an open hand under the dinner table.
- Excuse me - I need a muzzle
for Mypenis.