A few years ago Charlie Brown and the peanuts gang made a new friend who
developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "why me, Charlie Brown?"

Recently Met Life put out a series of instructional  pamphlets which feature
the gang dealing contemporary problems. Now that Charlie Brown is dealing
with important issues how about:

Peanuts specials for kids of the 90:

 We learn about VD in:
      "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"

 Chuck & the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
       "ITS BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"

 Is Linus gay?
       "ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE,  CHARLIE BROWN"

 See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
       "NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN!"

 Discover a father's forbidden love in:
      "ITS OUR LITTLE SECRET CHARLIE  BROWN"

 Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
        "IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE  BROWN"

 What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
        "GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT CHARLIE  BROWN"

 Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and boosting cars in :
       "GO BLAME SOCIETY CHARLIE BROWN"

Peppermint Patty meets the Cincinnati Steamer in:
       "OPEN WIDE CHARLIE BROWN"
 
 

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