Recently Met Life put out a series of instructional pamphlets
which feature
the gang dealing contemporary problems. Now that Charlie Brown is dealing
with important issues how about:
Peanuts specials for kids of the 90:
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Chuck & the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy
in:
"ITS BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE,
CHARLIE BROWN"
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
"NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN!"
Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"ITS OUR LITTLE SECRET CHARLIE
BROWN"
Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS,
CHARLIE BROWN"
What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings
of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean"
in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT CHARLIE
BROWN"
Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing
social security checks and boosting cars in :
"GO BLAME SOCIETY CHARLIE BROWN"
Peppermint Patty meets the Cincinnati Steamer in:
"OPEN WIDE CHARLIE BROWN"