A man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."

"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great.  I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true.  Isn't there anything I can do?"

After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."

Excitedly Bill ask, "And that will cure me?"

"No", Replied the doctor, "But it will get you used to the dirt."
 
 

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