A guy meets a girl over the internet and they agree to go on a date. During one of their conversations, the girl confesses to the man that she is in fact a quadriplegic. Don't worry, he assures her, he's already captivated by her mind, so it doesn't matter what she looks like.

He shows up at her house and finds that sure enough, she's a quadriplegic. It makes little difference to him because they have a nice time at dinner and have a magnificent conversation. She has such a nice time, she confesses another secret to the man... that she desperately wants to make love. He suggests they screw before he takes her back home, and she willingly accepts. One thing puzzles him... he asks how they're supposed to accomplish the act and she points out a tree with a limb where he can hoist up her wheelchair and get access to her. With a little ingenuity, he hoists the chair up into the tree and proceeds to lay the girl then takes her back down and drives her home.

Her father greets them at the door and genuinely thanks the man.

The man's a little embarrassed, "Thanks for what, screwing your daughter?" he asks.

The father replies "Well, you see, most guys just leave her up there..."
 
 

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