A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about
each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other
as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and
went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying
by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter
board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three
rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the
water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay
down on the towel.
She said," That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic
diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as
we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After
about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly
out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides
of the canal."
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