Judi said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, and first stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it, so I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!

Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them!  So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud...