The madam nodded and sent him upstairs to a room. Then she called one of her
favorites for him.

The girl came into the room and started to undress when he asked, "Do you have
gonorrhea?"

"Gonorrhea? I should say not!" she said.

The old man sent her back. The madam summoned another girl and said, "Shirley, you go upstairs and tell this old codger that you have the clap. Okay? Let's do what we have to make him happy."

The girl agreed and went upstairs, and when the old man asked, "Do you have
gonorrhea?" she smiled and said, "Of course I do !"

"Good!" he said. "Let's get it on."

They got into bed together and fucked for about ten minutes. When it was over and they lay side by side, the girl named Shirley said, "Listen, grandpa, I've got a confession to make. I don't really have gonorrhea."

The old man smiled and said, "Well, you've got it now."