The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a
beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns
the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up,  hitched his
gunbelt and said, "I do, why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and
said "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead
outside." The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver
was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone  Ranger got him some water
which Silver drank.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to
feel better."

Tonto said, "Yes, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar
to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the
bar and asks "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and says "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy says to him "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know ... you
left your Injun running."
 
 

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