The Pope was flying back into American airspace after his visit to Cuba. As
his helicopter passes low over the Louisiana bayous, he spots two white men
in an airboat, pulling along a black man on water skis.

The Pope asks the pilot to bring the chopper down low so that he can talk
to these men in the boat. Once within hearing range, the Pope turns on the
helicopter's loudspeaker and says, "I sure do think that its wonderful of
you two ghood Christian boys taking that black man out water-skiiing. Its
refreshing to see that there isn't any prejudice in Lousiana. God bless
you." The Pope then crosses himself, and nods to the pilot to continue on
their flight.

As the helicopter flew off, one of the boaters turns to the other and says,
"he may be a great Pope, and know alot about bringing world peace, but he
don't know shit about huntin for 'gator."
 

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