Two women were waiting their turn at the abortion clinic,and one couldn't
help noticing the other was furiously knitting away at what looked like a
little bonnet.

Finally she couldn't restrain herself.  "I know it's none of my business,"
she said, "but how can you have the heart to sit there knitting a baby
bonnet when you're about to have an abortion?"

"Oh, it's not a bonnet," said the other woman matter-of-factly.  "It's a
body bag."
 

 
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