The first queer says, "Let's have him cremated, then we can put his ashes
above the mantel!"  The other two queers weren't to keen to the idea.

The second queer speaks up, "Why don't we donate his body to science and
maybe his body can help discover a cure for AIDS?" This also was not met
with great enthusiasm.

Finally, the last queers speaks up and says, "Let's eat him."  The other
two queers are apalled.  "Really, let's eat him! I just want to feel him
sliding out of my ass one more time!"