A daughter asked her dad if she could borrow his car that night so she could go out with her friends. Her father replied "only if you suck my dick." The daughter thought about this and decided she really needed the car, so she said all right. As she was sucking she stopped and said "YUCK! this taste like shit!" to this her father replied "Oh, I forgot to tell you your brothers got the car tonight!
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