She thinks, and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is extremely
 naughty and always has some "unusual" picture in mind.
 
 So she starts with Anne.
 Anne: "This is our House"
 
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 The teacher: "Good, Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next:
 Peter: "This is our House door."
 
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 The teacher: "Very good, Peter!" and calls Mary:
 Mary: "This is our house roof."
 
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 The teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie:
 Stevie: "And this is the sun over the house."
 
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 The teacher: "Very nice, Stevie!" and thinks, there is not much damage
 that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the board.
 
 Johnny: "And this is my father, trying to pick up the soap when he dropped
 it in the shower."
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