This guy goes to the local gym to slim up and lose some weight. The various weight reduction exercise plans offered by the gym seemed comprehensive. Our friend chose the cheapest scheme available which offered to reduce his weight by 1 pound in just 1 hour. He was lead to a room where a pretty girl was standing bare naked. She held a board which said, "You catch me, you can screw me!". The guy took up the challenge and started running after the girl. He came so near yet so far to catching the girl. But she kept on eluding him. One hour passed and he still couldn't catch the girl. The gym instructor measured the guy's weight now and amazingly...his weight was reduced exactly by 1 pound. "This is not bad at all," the guy thought to himself, "I am losing weight and having a good time." This time, the guy opted for a little more expensive scheme. According to this scheme, he would lose 2 pounds in just 1 hour. He was escorted to another room and lo and behold! Two young, pretty girls were standing there absolutely naked!! Each of them held a board which said, "You catch me, you can screw me!". The guy got very excited and started running frantically after the girls. He would pursue one girl for a while, and when she would prove to too much for him, he would start pursuing the other. Somehow, one hour went in a jiffy and the guy could not even touch them, let alone catch them! They took the guy's weight again and there it was! He had, by then, lost 2 pounds more! By now, the guy's ego was badly hurt. He called the gym manager and asked him for the most expensive scheme they offered. The manager guaranteed that the guy would lose 10 pounds in 1 hour, but added that the scheme was extremely dangerous. The guy couldn't care any less for dangers. By sheer law of averages, he knew that the more expensive the scheme became, the more naked girls there would be to chase, and the more would be his chances of catching at least one of them and screwing her. He asked the manager to take him immediately to the room where the most expensive scheme is arranged, despite repeated warnings from the manager. So he was taken to a room which was slightly far off. They let him in and locked the door from outside. Waiting for him in the poorly lit narrow room was a large gorilla, that held a board which said, "I catch you, I will screw you!
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