Medicinal Miracles After a micro surgeons' conference in New York, the leading surgeons were taking it easy in a bar nearby. Being drunk out of their gourds, they began to brag about their greatest feats. The English surgeon said, "We had a chap get caught in a printing press at a factory last year and all that was left of him was his little finger. My team and I constructed a new hand and arm, engineered a new body, and when he was fully healed we sent him back to work. Since then, he has put five men out of work." "That's nothing," boasted the Canadian surgeon. "We had a worker get trapped in a nuclear reactor and all that was left of him was his hair. We built a new skull, torso and limbs, grafted them all together, and when he was healed he went back to work. He has put fifty men out of work." Unwilling to be outdone, the American surgeon said, "I was walking down the street one day when a fart wafted past. I trapped it in a plastic bag and took it to the hospital. My team and I first wrapped an asshole around the fart, then stuck an ass on there. Then we put an upper body on the top of the ass and legs on the bottom. Gradually, it turned into Bill Clinton, and he's put the whole fucking country out of work!"
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