A hunter goes out one day to shoot at some animals, and as he climbs to the top of a hill he spots a bear sleeping under a tree below. He raises his rifle, sure he'll hit, and fires. The bullet strikes the tree and wakes the bear. The bear gets mad and charges the hunter and is up the hill before the hunter can run. Instead of quickly eating the hunter, the bear says to the man, "All right, what's the idea of shooting at me when I'm sleeping? I'll give you a choice of two punishments for this little deed of yours. You can either let me maul you to death, or you can let me screw you up the ass." Willing to spare his dignity for his life, the hunter allows the bear to bugger him. The next morning, the hunter goes out to hunt, and this time he's pretty mad. So he climbs the hill again and spots the bear. He shoots and misses again, and the bear is upon him again. The bear says, "Oh, you again. You have the same choice as yesterday: Let me maul you to death or let me screw you up the butt." Once again, the hunter goes home with an enlarged asshole. The next morning, he rises, intent on killing this bear. He climbs the same hill, spots the bear, and makes the same poor shot. The bear charges up the hill and looks at the hunter. "You again? You're not out here to hunt, are you?"