This man has three daughters, and they're all going out one night. So he goes out onto the porch with his shotgun to meet the boyfriends.

The first boyfriend comes up and says, "Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're going to go eat spaghetti, is she ready?"
The father lets him go.

The second boyfriend shows up and says, "Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to see a show, can we go?" The father lets him go.

The third boyfriend shows up and says, "Hi, I'm Chuck-" BLAM!
 

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