Little Jonny is five years old.  One day little Jonny was at home.  He was bothering his mother, so she told him to go across the street and watch the construction workers. She figured that maybe Jonny might learn something. So Jonny went out to watch. A long while later, Jonny saunters in. "What did you learn?" asks his mother. "Well," said Jonny, "the guys with the door came and tried to hang the sonofabitch up, but the goddamned thing wouldn't fit. So they pulled the cocksucker down and shaved a cunt-hair off the sides and put the bastard back up." Appalled, Jonny's mother said, "You get to your room. Wait until I tell your father about this. Later that evening, Jonny's father comes home. Mother relays the story that Jonny told her, and father calls Jonny down. Knowing Jonny must be disciplined, the father says, "Jonny, go out and get me a switch." Jonny says, "Fuck you! That's the electrician's job!"
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