A guy is walking along the beach and, of course, he finds a lamp. He rubs it and the djinni appears. "All right, you found the lamp, so you get your three," says the djinni. "I wish to be rich!" says the man, and suddenly his wallet feels fatter. "I wish for a harem!" says the man, and a crowd of beautiful women appears around him. "This next one is a little embarrassing, so I'm going to whisper it in your ear, all right?" The man whispers his third wish in the djinni's ear. The djinni gets ready to jump back in his bottle. "I'll get back to you on that one later tonight. Until then, have fun." The djinni disappears. So, later that night, the man is at home and there's a knock at the door. He goes out and sees a big crowd of Klansmen, wearing their finest robes and hoods. One of the Klansmen speaks up and says: "Okeh, are you the one who wants to be hung like a nigger?"
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