A guy was walking along the beach and he comes across a lamp. He rubs it and a djinni pops out. "Okeh," says the djinni, "you're only going to get one wish. Deal with it." "One wish? Then I wish for a million bucks," says the guy. Suddenly a million ducks appear, and the djinni beats a hasty retreat. The guy decides to go down to a bar and get liquored up. The ducks follow him into the bar, where he sits down next to another guy who's getting liquored up. This second guy looks around and says, "What's with the ducks?" The first guy says, "I found this lamp, rubbed it, and a djinni gave me one wish. I wished for a million bucks, but got a million ducks instead." The second guy says, "Yeah, I found a lamp once, too. Look at this." The guy reaches into his jacket and pulls out this foot-tall person and a tiny piano. He puts them both on the bar and the little guy starts to play the piano. "That's pretty neat," says the first guy, "but why did you wish for that?" So the second guy says, "What, you think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"
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