Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the gaffer hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women. The gaffer liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that would jump from the rich guy's pocket. The little man would run up and down the bar, kicking over the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger. Then the little guy would jump back into the man's jacket for a while. The gaffer went over and asked the guy what was up. So the rich guy says, "Well, let me tell you a little story. I was walking along a beach one day, and I come across this lamp. I rub it, and a djinni pops out. I get three wishes, so I first wish to be fabulously wealthy. Then I wish for a harem. You can see I got both." The gaffer says, "So what about that little person in your jacket?" "Oh, that," mumbles the rich guy. "That's the twelve-inch prick I asked for."
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