One day this guy walks into the doctors and has to see the doctor immediately. When the doctor sees him the guy says in a high pitched voice," doc I have a problem. Ever since my dick got long I have this high pitched voice." The doctor says, "well does it effect your performance?" My wife says it feels like my dick jabs her fucking throat every time I fuck her, but worse of all I talk like a girl. So the doctor says well, come into tomorrow and I will cut a foot off. So the next day the guy comes in and has it done. He goes home and in a weeks time he goes back in and says doc, " my sex life is great and best of all I don't talk like a girl anymore. But their is one question, what did you do with the other part of my dick?" "Well I don't know" the doctor said in a high voice.
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