Three men are on the long staircase up to heaven and are stopped by God. He asks the first, how many times have you cheated on your wife ?". The man guiltily looks at God and says "Eight times oh lord...". God replies "You will be punished, you must drive this thundersley invacar around heaven". God then looks at the next man and asks the same, to which the response is "Only twice oh lord", "Twice is enough" says God "you will be restricted to this Escort XR3i", thats not bad thinks the man happily. The last man is asked the same and he proudly answers never, God says "you are a good man, you will have this Ferrari to drive", but on turning to give the man the keys, he sees the man is crying, "Why do you cry my child ?". "I've just seen my wife go by on Roller Skates !!!"
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