Reminds me of the time when God wanted to take a vacation. He wasn't sure where he wanted to go, so he went to St. Peter for advice. "How about Mercury" says St. Peter. "No, I went there 25,000 years ago and got a real bad sunburn" says God. "OK, how about Pluto?" "Nah, I went there 10,000 years ago and broke my leg skiing." "Ah, how about Earth?" "No way! I went there 2,000 years ago and knocked up some Jewish chick, and I'm still catching shit for it!"
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