There was a man who lived on a farm with his elderly mother. She wasn't feeling very good so he took her to the doctor. The doctor told the man that there wasn't anything really wrong with her, but if she she had a shot or two of whiskey every night, she might sleep better and feel better. " But she would never drink alcohol!" said the man. " Well, just give her a glass of milk at night and put some whiskey in it" the doctor replied. So the son started to do that and the mother was better. In the fall, the son started to sell off excess stock from the farm, for a bit of extra money.  The mother called him over and said, "Son, whatever you do, don't ever sell that cow."
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