There is a fly over a pond, a fish in the pond, and a cat on the side. The fly goes too low and is caught by the fish and the fish is caught by the cat.

Moral: Every time the fly drops the pussy gets wet.

There's a rooster, a corn field, a cat a mouse and a pond. The rooster i hungry so it flies over the pond and starts eating (it's happy). The cat was hungry as well so it said if the rooster can jump the pond then i can too, SO the cat runs and jumps, lands in the middle of the pond (it's wet).

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: There is always a WET pussy and a HAPPY cock.
 

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