A woman was having an affair with another man and every time he came over she would put her son in the closet. One day, her husband arrived home early from work, so she had to put the man in the closet. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" muttered the son. "Yes, it is," said the man. "Want to buy a baseball?" asked the boy. "How much?" asked the man. "25 dollars." said the boy. "And I think you might want to pay if you want to keep me quiet." Outraged, but in no position to argue, the man paid. A few days later, the man was again stuck with the little boy in the closet. Said the boy, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is." said the man. "Want to buy a baseball glove? asked the boy. "How much?" Asked the man. "70 dollars" said the boy. "and I think you might want to pay if you want to keep me quiet." Completely speechless, but again in no position to bargain, the man paid. The next day the boy's father said, "Son, get your ball and glove and lets go play catch." "I sold it." said the boy. "For what, sweets or comic books?" asked the father. "No for about 95 dollars." said the boy. Enraged, the father dragged the boy down to their church and said to the boy, "Now you go in there and go directly to the confessional!" Afraid, the boy sat in the dark confessional and said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" Replied the priest, "Don't even start your shit in here boy!"
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