A chicken and a horse are playing in a meadow when all of a sudden the horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. The horse tells the chicken to go inside and get the farmer. The chicken does what he is told but the farmer is nowhere to be found. Instead the chicken drives the farmer's Mercedes over to the mud hole, ties some rope to the bumper, gives the other end for the horse to grab on to and the chicken drives away and pulls the horse to safety. The next day, the chicken and the horse are playing in the meadow when all of a sudden the chicken falls into the mud hole and is sinking. The chicken tells the horse to go inside and get the farmer but the horse says, "I think I can stretch across the mud hole." So the horse stretches the entire width of the mud hole and then says to the chicken, "Grab onto my dick and pull yourself to safety!" So the chicken does what he is told and is pulled to safety. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're hung like a horse you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks
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