A man arrives at his work and he gets started on all of his paperwork. He works steadily for about an hour when his secretary comes in and says to him "Oh my gosh, you look terrible!" The man says "Oh, but I feel great, I really do." Ten minutes later, his boss comes in and says the same thing. His boss tells him to take the rest of the day off and get some rest. So his boss calls a cab for him and soon the cab arrives and picks up the man. The cab driver takes one look at the man and says "You don't look OK." The man says to the cab driver "But I feel fine." Immediately the cab driver takes off and heads straight for the nearest hospital. Minutes later, they arrive at the hospital and the cab driver tell the man to go see a doctor. Reluctantly, the man goes inside the hospital and waits for a doctor. A few minutes later the doctor walks in to the examination room and asks the man what's wrong. So the man says to the doctor "Well everybody tells me that I look terrible, but in reality I feel just fine." The doctor shakes his head and takes a medical book from the bookshelf and flips through the chapter on symptoms while he quietly mutters to himself "Looks good feels good, no that's not it, looks terrible feels terrible, not that's not it either, looks good feels terrible, no but we're getting closer, looks terrible feels good, aha here it is." The doctor reads the rest of the information and he tells the man "Well, according to this book you are a clitoris."
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