Once there was a man who walked into a convenience store. He saw a rifle scope and asked,
"How much is that rifle scope?"
The clerk said "$10,000."
The man said "how do I know it works?".
The clerk said, "See that house over there? It's mine."
If you can see well with this rifle scope tell me.
The man said, "I see some naked woman and a naked man dancing in the living room."
The clerk said, "Let me see that. That's my wife", said the clerk "and my new neighbor. If you can shoot the woman in the head and the man in the dick I'll give you the rifle scope."
Then the man says, "I'm only going to need one bullet."
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