Once there was this rich wealthy man who flew to Las Vegas. While he was there he found a casino where he lost all his money. He went outside and asked a waiting taxi driver if he could get a ride to the airport and when he got back he could send the money to the driver. The driver said, "No, get the hell out of my cab." The man had to hitch-hike and barely made it to the airport. Back in his state, he gained back all of his wealth. Then he went back to Las Vegas. This time he won big. When he left there was a whole line of taxi drivers. At the end of that line was the taxi driver who rejected him. So he asked all the drivers "How much does it cost to get to the airport and how much for a blow job?" The driver said get the hell out of my cab. The man asked every other cab driver the same questions until he got to the last one. The man said take me to the airport. As they rolled slowly past the other cabs the man smiled and gave a big thumbs up to all the other cab drivers.
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