Once there was a spanish guy, polish guy, and blond guy. They all were good buddies, and they all worked for the same thing. They were window repair men. Their job today and tomorrow was working on the top of a 10 story building. When it was lunch time, the spanish guy opened his lunch and there was tacos. He said "man, if my wife makes me tacos one more time I will jump off this roof." The polish guy opened his lunch and there was polish sausage, he said "man if my wife makes me polish sausage one more time I will jump off this roof." The blond opened his lunch and there was a balogna sandwich. He said " man, if my wife makes me a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm gonna jump off this roof." Next day the spanish man opened his lunch and sure enough there was tacos so he jumped off the roof. The polish man opened his lunch and sure enough there was polish sausage so he jumped off the roof. The blond opened his lunch and there was a balogna sandwich so he jumped off the roof. These guys were buddies so they buried them together. The priest went and talked to the wives. The spanish guy's wife, said "if I had of known my husband didn't like tacos I wouldn't have made them anymore." The polish guy's wife said "if I had of known my husband didn't like polish sausage anymore, I wouldn't have made it either anymore." The blond's wife said "I don't know what my husbands excuse is, he made his own lunch!"
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