This guy is visiting his old friend and wife for dinner. When it came time to leave, the car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station. So the husband urged the guy to stay for the night and attend to the car tomorrow morning. The only problem was that there was no spare bed, not even a sofa, in the house. So the guy had to sleep with the husband and wife. No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife tapped the guy on the shoulder and motioned for him to join her at her side of the bed. "I can't do that!" he whispered, "Your husband is right HERE!!!" "Listen!" she whispered back, "He sleeps like a rock. Nothing short of a loud alarm clock can wake him up." "I don't believe that" the guy whispered back. "Certainly, if I got on top of you and we started screwing, he'll wake up." Well, if you don't believe me, pluck out a strand of hair from his scalp and see if it wakes him." So the guy did just that. The husband didn't even move a bit. So the guy tiptoed over to the wife's side of the bed and fucks her. When they are finished, he tiptoes back to his side of the bed. But ten minutes later, the wife taps the guy on the shoulder again and beckons him over again. Again, the guy pulls out another single strand of the husband's hair to check if he is still asleep. This went on eight more times during the night. Each time the guy screwed the wife, he first plucked a strand of hair from the husband's scalp. Finally, on the ninth time the guy pulls a hair strand out, the husband awoke and muttered, "Listen, old pal, I don't mind you fucking my wife, but will ya stop using my head as a scoreboard!!!"
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