A woman is nearly caught with her lover when her husband comes home early. To hide her lover, she puts him in the closet. While in the closet, the lover soon learns that he is not alone. The breathing he hears belongs to, he discovers, the woman's young son. "Gee, it's dark in here, sir," said the boy. "Geez, kid, please shut up," replied the nervous man. "Well, mister, I think I'm gonna scream." "Please, kid, don't scream." "Can I have some money?" asked the boy. "Well, here, here's five dollars, it's all I've got." The boy, sensing that the man was lying, pressed on. "I really feel like screaming." "No, kid, look, here's fifty dollars, just don't scream." "Well, I don't know" "Here's the last of my money, just don't scream." The boy, satisfied, agreed to be quiet. At last, the husband left and the man was able to make a hasty exit. Later, the boy went with his mother to a store where a brand new bike was on sale. When he tried to buy it with his new-found cash, his mother became suspicious of the source of this money and scolded him. The boy refused to reveal the source of the money. So, being a "good" Christian, she took him in to see the local pastor in confession. "Gee," said the boy, not used to being in the confessional, "it sure is dark in here." "Now, don't start that with me again," said the priest.
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