Two women are sitting on a park bench smoking. It starts to rain. The first woman's cigarette gets soggy and burns out. The second, however, unraveled a condom, put it over the cigarette, and it stayed dry. The first woman, liking this idea, runs out to the nearest Mac's store to buy a condom. The cashier asks her "What size?" "Oh, one big enough to fit a camel."
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