A 19 year old girl was sitting in a curch slightly whimpering when the preist came over to ask what was wrong. She said her boyfriend did something to her that was just bad to talk about. He said 'Don't worry you can tell me anything, your secret is safe' She responds that it's just too bad to talk about. So he takes her hand, rubs it and says 'Did he do this?' 'Worse' she replies. Then he starts to fondle her breast 'Did he do this?' 'Worse' Then he pulls up her shirt and starts to suck on them 'Did he do this?' 'Worse' Then he pulls her skirt down and procedes to eat her out 'Did he do this' 'Worse' So he pulls down his paints and starts to screw her. He starts pounding her and asks 'Did he do this?' 'Worse' 'Worse' he asks 'What could be worse than this?' Then she says 'He gave me SYPHILIS!!!' Back To Death Man's Joke Page