The prospective donor goes into the sperm bank. The attendant hands him a specimen jar, escorts him to a private room and shuts the door. After a reasonable length of time, the donor has not emerged from the room. The attendant knocks on the door and inquires, "Is everything okay?" The donor replies, "Well, actually, no." He opens the door and explains, "I've twisted it, I've turned it. I pushed it, I pulled it. I even knocked it up against the side of the sink and ran hot water over it.......and I still can't get the lid off the fuckin' specimen jar!"
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