Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about
not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer
had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse,
they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed
it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver
millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my
reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas
tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and
he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the Little Angel
opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas
tree. He says "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this
year?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to
pass........